hi l need help running nero 8version 8.2.8.0

[JOHN LENNON FOREVER]

Hi from melbourne, Australia. I've read the rules and hope ive followed most if not all of them, anyway here l go. Last night l downloaded nero 8 version 8.2.8.0+keygen. from 'the pirate bay' torrent search engine site. I'm having problems actually running the program, l only know little about computers/internet, and the whole file sharing phenomenon, a friend recommended bit torrent, he said thats probably the best in terms of popularity, and quality files (no spyware and all that), anyway enough of me waffling. Basically l looked at the files, and l can't open it up, its a UIF file, and they ask you to open it up with a program, but l have no idea what program to use, to be honest im pretty lost. I let windows look it up but l got nowhere, it mentions something about a file extension, and recommended l use windows live search and a few other suggestions, thats basically it, l hope i've made myself clear, and l would be very grateful if l could get some answers to this problem, whenever you guys have the time, im guessing your inundated with questions, and l greatly appreciate any help l can get, anyway bye and keep well.

P.S. im using a laptop and windows vista business (don't know if that will help, just thought l'd mention it.

Aaron